Inside The Birdcage.

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I'm Anna, Twenty-Three, and reside in Tennessee.I have that accent as well as that southern charm. I am married to the most amazing man on the planet and we have a gorgeous baby girl, Skylar Regan. <a href="http://www.influenster.com/profile/Motherowl1029"><img src="http://widget.influenster.com/0d7842c92120a64b2585cb30f1c2ef91.png">


deathby-chanel:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

This fucked me up

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

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Anonymous asked: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?


Answer:

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

— 14 hours ago with 103278 notes

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god

metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god

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empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

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