Inside The Birdcage.

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I'm Anna, Twenty-Three, and reside in Tennessee.I have that accent as well as that southern charm. I am married to the most amazing man on the planet and we have a gorgeous baby girl, Skylar Regan. <a href="http://www.influenster.com/profile/Motherowl1029"><img src="http://widget.influenster.com/0d7842c92120a64b2585cb30f1c2ef91.png">


new-corpse:

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

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vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

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landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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the year according to tumblr

january:post halloween candy hangover
feburuary:couples halloween
march:almost halloween
april:almost halloween
may:almost halloween
june:almost halloween
july:almost halloween
august:almost halloween
september:basically halloween
october:HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
november:still halloween
december:halloween for jesus
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my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

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Anonymous asked: good 'i hate my parents' loud punk songs?


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appletears:

all punk songs are i hate my parents songs if u listen close enough

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you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

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